The First Believeable "I unknowingly took this substance" Victim

The most exciting part of any suspension in sports is finding out the excuse the law breaker will come up with. Rarely do those caught come clean and it's almost always someone else's fault. We've heard of a vindictive masseuse that took down Olympic Champion Justin Gatlin, that Miguel Tejada messed around with Rafael Palmeiro's B-12, and "the hGH belonged" to Roger Clemens' wife Debbie. These are just a few of the laughable ones. However, with MLB's newest and biggest catch, I actually believe Manny Ramirez (cue me from three years ago punching myself repeatedly). This really is another "Manny being Manny" moment.

Let's forget he played for the Red Sox for a second so I can say truthfully he is the best right handed hitter of my generation. Been that way since he was a skinny kid for the Cleveland Indians. There's no way this man has been using something to enhance his performance now. Although the story is still developing, he's already accepted his fate and emphasizes his clean history of drug testing. Skeptics will say, if he tested positive for something, he had to know he was doing something wrong. He's having some sort of problem (probably mental), went to a doctor, obtained a prescription they both suspected wouldn't cause any problems, and he went about his business. There's no doubt he should have attempted to clear this medication under baseball's Therapeutic Use Exemption (TUE), but it's totally reasonable that he was absent-minded enough not to do so. Of all the athletes that have copped to "I unknowingly used this substance", this is one scenario in which I truly believe the guy. Who knew that all these year's of "Manny being Manny" could help to keep his name clean in an era where even one substantial rumor could kill your shot at the hall.

Yankees Officials to Fans: Mi casa NO es su casa

Forget the 0-5 start against the Red Sox. Brush aside Teixiera's batting average is riding on the interstates and Sabathia has only notched one victory. Even try to put aside that the third basemen, catcher, 8th inning guy, utility infielder, and number two starter are all on the Disabled List. Let's strictly talk about how utterly disgraceful Yankees' stadium personnel has been in breaking in their new home.

In the interest of full disclosure, I was one of the many trapped inside Yankee Stadium Monday night debating whether to wait out the rain delay or not. Like any informed fan should do, I waited for official word announced over the loud speakers. Many people were not so patient and decided to take their cues from team employees. They were left standing out in the rain when the game got under way. As you might imagine, they were not thrilled and caused quite a stir leaving one police offer hospitalized after a run in with a disorderly female fan. Whether fans were told the game would not be played by these employees or not, it has been clear at every point in their history that you will not be admitted for re-entry.

Despite being on the Yankees side for this one controversial issue, their stadium personnel has been generally despicable. The Yankees employ an absurd amount of ushers to guard over their higher paying customers. If you wish to even visit a friend in another section, do not expect to get anywhere near them. I have no problems with ensuring that people do not steal other people's seats, but the extreme measures they take is a severe disservice to other paying customers. And will someone please explain to me why, if someone has left the game for good, why it is a Class A felony to allow someone to move in to said unoccupied seat? Is it costing the Yankees anything? As I discussed with my buddy Matt at Monday night's game, such a move would probably only be beneficial. Especially in the seats with a wait staff, they may able to sneak a few extra hundred or thousand in concession sales by allowing for such moves.

While many things have bugged me over my first few trips to the Stadium, it wasn't until I read about how they mishandled a beloved former player and his wife. Yankee great Paul O'Neill was asked not to stand around the cage during batting practice, despite you know, being a television broadcaster who needs to see these things AND a part of the "family". Then, his wife was not allowed access to the "wives lounge" because her husband wasn't on the current roster. I know these things seem trivial, but to see how unwelcoming they are even to the most important members of the family, it's scary to think about what the future holds for those of us on the lower part of the totem pole.

CC Earning His Stripes

For the past several years, many Yankee followers have complained that the pitching staff lacked guys who will stand up for their teammates. You hit one of ours, we hit one of yours. That's the code. Even umpires who get warning happy understand the unwritten rules. Unfortunately, the guys who have been taking the bump for the Yanks have gotten lost in the corporate atmosphere and strayed from the code. With the additions of AJ Burnett, CC Sabathia, and Joba Chamberlain to the rotation, the Yankee have three enforcers on the mound. Despite his struggles, the highest priced acquisition of that trio may have taken his first steps towards being a "true Yankee" by an "errant" pitch in today's game.

In case you've missed it, a few Yankees have been on the receiving end of wayward pitches. A fastball to the elbow even knocked Nick Swisher out of last night's game and earned him a day off today as well. Fortunately, this fact has not been lost on Sabathia. In to the top of the fourth inning, with one out and nobody on, Sabathia planted a pitch in to the rear end of Angels catcher Mike Napoli. Hitting the catcher is the American League's equivalent to drilling a pitcher in the National League. In other words, it was a well-orchestrated purpose pitch by Sabathia. If he's going to earn the big money the Yankees paid him, he's going to have to do more than pile up wins and strikeouts. He needs to protect his hitters. He needs to be a guy his teammates know they can turn to with the deck stacked against them. And yeah, he's going to have to show the accuracy he used to hit Napoli to get a few guys out. Ironically, the pitch he's thrown farthest from the strike zone may be the most crucial to proving his value on this team.

Baby Bombers Propelling Yanks

The last week has felt a lot like the Summer of 2007. Solid bullpen pitching fresh from Triple A (Joba to Coke and Melancon), strong starting pitching, and a healthy dose of Melky (ok, maybe not as crucial this week, but I'm glad my "Got Melky" shirt is wearable again). Most importantly, Phil (Franchise) Hughes and Joba Chamberlain looked every bit the potential aces they are supposed to be. With a combined 13 innings of one-run ball from the two kids are the least earned runs given up on consecutive starts by Yankee pitchers by such young pitchers since the early 1980s. Of course, the New York media has to take a strength and make it appear to be an issue. Oh no! Six quality starting pitchers? What ever shall we do?

Perhaps even more ridiculous, beat writers and analysts alike are taking Hughes' strong start as evidence that Joba should be relegated to the bullpen. This couldn't be any more wrong. These are the same people who blamed the Yankees for having Joba prepare for the bullpen last year, only to be put in the rotation, then switched back to the pen. They say this contributed to his injuries a season ago. So, by what logic do they defend asking the Yanks to send him to the pen after he prepared all offseason to be a starter? Regardless of what role you feel he should fill in the future ( I believe he's a starter, but that's not the argument), you do NOT make a switch this season. They've made their bed, now they have to sleep in it.